Things we KNOW you were dying to, well, KNOW about us, Ze Creatorz.

"I cause explosions."

That's what she said last night. The second part was "in the minds of rodents," but that part got cut out by suffocating laughter. Anyways, it's a decent enough quote by itself. Oh, and she has another quote too, one that I love to death (when I remember it, at least):

"Humans survive on hope. And when all hope is gone, they hope for hope. In this way, humans can survive nuclear warfare and should be classified with cockroaches."

Other quotes include: "I'm passionate about brains" and "My computer spazzed out, so I went to get a potato and now Messenger won't work."

Other important things you should know: she spawns wit and genius without realizing it. She has a beautiful smile, even though she denies it (I don't care if she denies it - it's true.) And she does a lovely interpretation of Jason Bourne conversing with his gun; she usually does this in the dark though, so it's a disembodied-voice-interpretation. She killed herself catching her rippèd jeans on a nail in the ground. (Almost.) She once finished an almost-entire box of Nilla Wafers on her own, one by one, until they were gone - apparently, she didn't realize it. That mask she made of Cassandra? It had no hair and she didn't even know until she was dancing around my room. (Or was it rolling on the carpet?)

I was going to end on a cynical note, try to be clever maybe, but that's what she does. So, the truth: I owe far too much to her brilliance now. I'd say we're accomplices, but who am I kidding? She's the star of the show, the comic relief, and the tortured genius in one body.

EDIT: 10:43 PM 12/19/2008:
I just realized something. Life without Jules is like life without color. You could do it, but you wouldn't and you couldn't.

She just called me an Ent. An Ent I say! And just because I was taking a few hours to get out what I was trying (very hard I might add - not that that adds to my case much) to say. Her name is Blue. Stellaciel Blue. Well, as far as you need to know it is, anyway. I'm not entirely sure where she comes from - we met on one of my frequent (*cough*) excursions to the Bermuda Triangle...I'm thinking Atlantis, but'cha never know. She could be boring and fell from a star or something. Though then I'd expect her name would start with an "I." Hmm. She enjoys playing cricket on thin ice, and eating candy in places she has no business being. She just leaned over my shoulder and told me that thin ice is exciting, so I bet she enjoys that too - leaning over shoulders, that is. She once leaned over the shoulder of Nebuchadnezzar - which, as a side note, is what I want my SECOND son to be named....the first son being already promised to a little elf with a big nose. And a wart. Stellaciel is a dear heart, but she doesn't like it when I talk to my gun, so we must dock major points. Also, she once had a doll with matching clothes (and wore lipstick!) - I'm thinking Dr. Evil conspiracy. Information, anyone?

EDIT: 10:20 PM 11/8/2008:
In short: I have decided that the essences of all things brilliant got a little frisky with each other, and she is the juicetacular product of their hankypanky.

EDIT: 11:06 PM 11/29/2008:
Stellaciel is the only one who consistently gets any work done around here, which out of two people is pretty much awful. This should be a painful blow to Jules's ego--(Jules's ego: "No, actually. I'm fine. Quite spiffy. The weather's lovely today.")--Damn. Foiled.

EDIT: 8:13 PM 5/23/09:
You need to see the movie Star Trek, because you see, you are the Spock to my James T. Kirk. No joke. You really must. :D Because I am so totally serious. Like, SO TOTALLY. I can see our complete dominance of Star Fleet now with our cheesy but still awesome eternal friendship that brings enemy Star Ships to their KNEES.